Left or Dead

Note: A small ficlet that came during the time my sister played FFXV, whenever she drove in-game, and the title is what I usually said to her in response.

There is a known agreement among Noctis, Gladio and Prompto that Ignis is the best driver of the four of them and as such, should be the one driving the Regalia at all times. Why, you may ask?

Noctis, while a perfectly safe driver, is quite terrible at turns.

Prompto can somehow make the car break down without realizing it.

Gladio has road rage and curses at every driver that tries to cut him off.

So it was an unanimous decision to let Ignis drive. He has no road rage, the car won't suddenly break down on him, and he’s great at turns. There was just little problem...

"Ignis! Watch out!" shouted Noctis, falling back into his seat.

"You’re going to kill us!" cried Prompto, clutching onto the side door with his life.

"Watch where you’re driving!" Gladio was resisting the strong urge to throw his book at him.

"Sorry!" Ignis swerves the car and avoided collision with the other driver that flipped the bird at him.

Ignis, while the best driver of the four, still doesn't understand the fact he can't drive on the left side of road, even when there is no one there.